Buddy ain't got a whole Lotta time, I'd be chugging that beer lol

Not all heroes wear capes

How do you leave work without your keys? Aren't they normally on one Keychain.

I’d never Tiffany Baseler. Id text you. Put your hair up were going to the bar

He should've said he left his phone at work

I feel personally attacked by the font size.

One day I heard someone answer their phone at the bar and say....no hunny, I stopped at a couple rummages on my way home. 🤣🤣

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Johanna Schroeder Fiehweg😂😂😂😂

Bradley J White

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Hahahahaha this is great

What a fucking legend

Damn you Life360!!!