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Summerfest: Modest Headwear Proposal
If you're going to a country show at Summerfest, we humbly suggest you consider not wearing a view-obstructing cowboy hat.
Published On: March 25, 2023Categories: Articles

Wisconsin, America’s Ireland
With all due respect to The Pogues, Shamrock Shakes, novelty foam top hats, party beads, and St. Patrick himself; that’s enough for now.
Published On: March 17, 2023Categories: Articles
Drop anchor, Lift drink
Parrots must remain on captains’ shoulders at all times. No bloodthirsty pirates allowed.
Published On: March 10, 2023Categories: Articles
This is not a drill: super pig invasion
If these elusive and ingenious super pigs want to mix it up on our turf, we can look forward to lots of all-you-can-eat specials on super bacon, super pork chops, and, of course, super al pastor tacos.
Published On: March 4, 2023Categories: Articles
Welcome, fish fry season
Of course, the Friday fish fry isn’t unique to Wisconsin, but it is certainly where it’s been raised to an art form.
Published On: February 24, 2023Categories: Articles

It Could Be Your Basement’s Lucky Day
Stop hanging your head in shame and start entering the Drink Wisconsinbly Basement Makeover Sweepstakes, sponsored by Kwik Trip.
Published On: February 4, 2023Categories: Articles
Cheese Dreams
A company called Sleep Junkie is looking for cheese aficionados to participate in a study. And they’re ready to pay $1000 for something many Wisconsinites do already for free.
Published On: January 28, 2023Categories: Articles
Mixed Bag of Flags
The North American Vexillology Association recently conducted a survey, grading flags from cities and towns around the country. The good news for Wisconsin is that Madison got an A.
Published On: January 14, 2023Categories: Articles
Go Donuts Go!
If the machines ever do rise up at some point in the future and wrest control of Earth from us humans, they'll be wise to take a cue from their compatriots currently toiling at Lambeau Field and give away free donuts.
Published On: January 7, 2023Categories: Articles

It’s a Sausagebration
As everybody knows, Fred Usinger would have wanted as many people as possible to share in the holiday bounty.
Published On: February 17, 2023Categories: Articles

All Santa, No Sleigh
The holiday season shifts into overdrive next Saturday (12/3) when the Wisconsin Bike Fed's Santa Cycle Rampage takes to the streets of Milwaukee.
Published On: November 26, 2022Categories: Articles
Ruff Landing
A crisis was narrowly averted when an airplane carrying three people and 53 dogs crashed on a golf course in Delafield on Tuesday. Thankfully, all the people and the pups were okay.
Published On: November 19, 2022Categories: Articles
Jerk Steals Coach’s Car
In news that sent palms hurtling toward faces all over the state, Bucks head coach Mike Budenholzer had his car stolen on Tuesday night in Milwaukee. Police said his car was parked near Second and Florida streets in Walker's Point when it was taken. It was discovered a couple of
Published On: November 5, 2022Categories: Articles
Milwaukee: Global Destination
The Old Farmer's Almanac is predicting colder temperatures and more snow in Wisconsin. And, according to National Geographic, you can also expect a noticeable increase in roving groups of people with fanny packs and cameras in the eastern part of the state next year. The publication named Milwaukee as one
Published On: October 29, 2022Categories: Articles
New, Nameless Soccer Franchise
It was announced this week that there's another reason to tailgate coming to Wisconsin. Milwaukee has been awarded a United Soccer League franchise to begin play in 2025. The professional team will play in the Iron District, a new development coming to downtown Milwaukee that features an 8,000-seat outdoor soccer
Published On: October 22, 2022Categories: Articles
Bobby Portis Rolls for Charity
A sellout crowd at Landmark Lanes in Milwaukee was treated to a high-stakes bowl-off last night. Bucks forward and unofficial mayor of Milwaukee, Bobby Portis, squared off against Drink Wisconsinbly's accountant, Al, in a long-awaited grudge match. While we're not one hundred percent sure how these two developed a grudge,
Published On: October 15, 2022Categories: Articles
Das Beste Oktoberfest
The fall harvest fest known as Das Beste is underway in La Crosse. Oktoberfest USA is the longest-running event of its kind in the midwest and expects to host over 150,000 visitors over the course of its run. So what makes it Das Beste? They have all the usual Oktoberfesty
Published On: October 1, 2022Categories: Articles
Shipping off to Boston
The tall ship Denis Sullivan is setting sail for Boston in October. Unfortunately, it's not coming back. No, we didn't have a premonition about an ill-fated excursion led by a maniacal captain hellbent on revenge against the whale who bit off his leg on a previous voyage, the vessel has
Published On: September 17, 2022Categories: Articles
Wisconsin Pocket Jackpot
Wait! Before you drop that quarter into that pinball machine, take a close look at the back. It could be worth several hundred additional credits. A TikTok video making the rounds has brought attention to an error on the 2004 Wisconsin quarter from the US Mint's 50 State Quarters Program,
Published On: September 10, 2022Categories: Articles
Wisconsin Guy Leads Leeds
A Wisconsin man is causing a commotion in Europe. And, we're happy to report, it's the good kind. Jesse Marsch from Racine is the manager of the English Premier League club Leeds United, that is currently the surprise story of the season. The team has started hot with two wins
Published On: August 27, 2022Categories: Articles

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